Confess something you’ve thought about me on anon

(Source: drabbles-and-ideas)

(Source: whatwhiteswillneverknow)

(Source: theone8888)

breadmaakesyoufat:

when your parents make dirty jokes in front of you

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snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

hellanerd:

How to eat salad

(Source: hellanerd)

thatfunnyblog:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed

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will u ever be proud of me mom

(Source: babebraham)

chesnaaught:

who is ole hickory ham mike and why is he texting me

pigfacedlady:

is

is that a red velvet

coke

cake

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(Source: optimisticsigh)

tastefullyoffensive:

[instantpotatoes]