Taking Back Sunday and The Used concert tonight!

WOOOOOOOO!

guy:

nononono don’t do that you’re turning me on

(Source: guy)

vanitygore:

buggy-heichou:

fabulips:

givemeprizes:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

NO

I DID NOT KNOW THIS

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kekse01:

From Conservative Daily’s Facebook page.

bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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kuzco2000:

"elite 4 ___ used a full restore"

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rneerkat:

*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast

(Source: rneerkat)

snapchatting:

stop what you’re doing and adore me

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

stickiebun13:

ultrafacts:

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didyouenjoy:

howstufftwerks:

actinoutloud:

hello i have come to seduce you

Seducktion

Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?

Don’t worry babe, I’ve got the
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